Pray to an Alien God
The science of space exploration concerns itself with the idea that life is rare, possibly unique to our planet, and that we have the obligation to try and discover if it exists elsewhere. The opposite...
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Exterminate all Humans!You’re killing us. You don’t know you’re killing us, and you certainly don’t mean to be killing us, but you are and you’ve got to stop. Or be stopped, damn you.When the Borg come...
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My Conversation with a ChatbotJabberwacky:Do you watch TV?User: Yes, on my computer.Jabberwacky:Where is your computer?User: In my office.Jabberwacky:Where is your place?User: I am confused by that...
View ArticleMind Control Freedom
As an alien visitor to your world, I am curious as to why you, the American People, do not make the following demands of those who now strive to be your President.My lifespan can be measured in terms...
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What We're Not Doing About AsteroidsIf you are of a certain age, you can clearly recall the stunning images of the Shoemaker-Levy 9 comet fragments slamming into Jupiter, wreaking such havoc the...
View ArticlePale Blue Doomsday Machine
“And so – because of the automated and irrevocable decision making process which rules out human meddling, the doomsday machine is terrifying, simple to understand, and completely credible and...
View ArticleCitizens of Earth
Dear Citizen(s) of Earth, We cordially invite you to join us in space! Apologies for this form letter, as we are extending the same invitation to the other 6,333,554,781,907,800,216 planet-bound races...
View ArticleAliens Monitoring Our Nukes
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View ArticleMaking Contact
In Twelve Years or LessJust for a moment, imagine that all along the SETI researchers and astronomers were right. For years, signals of extra-terrestrial origin have been streaming through space, just...
View ArticleSpaz Angle: Unofficial Cop Tasering Guidelines
Demeanor of individual –> recommended action1.An imminent threat to himself or others = tase2.Liable to turn violent = tase3.Obviously whacked-out-of-his-mind on something = tase4.Getting verbally...
View ArticleSpaz Angle: Taser Update
"and a small Taser"... because a five-round Taser shotgun just might not be enough.
View ArticleSpaz Angle: Dark Elf Army
The Greatest Power for EvilI referenced this short film in an earlier post, but as the owner of a chaos dwarf army, I may have underestimated what I am up against.
View ArticleThe Age of Jellyfish
The age of men is over. The time of the jellyfish has come.From Spain to Uruguay, reports of increases in the number of jellyfish showing up at beaches is commonplace. The effect on tourism in Spain...
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